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Slaughterhouse 5 T


Regular price £20.00

Introducing the Time-Traveling Tee, our  tribute to Kurt Vonnegut's masterpiece, Slaughterhouse 5. This comfy cotton t-shirt isn't just a shirt, it's a journey – much like Billy Pilgrim's non-linear trot through time.

Adorned with the iconic phrase "So it goes," our Slaughterhouse 5 tee is perfect for all literature aficionados who appreciate a side of cosmic satire with their wardrobe. Its soft, breathable fabric will keep you comfy whether you're unstuck in time, or just stuck in a really long queue at the grocery store.

And, much like the novel itself, it works on any occasion. Whether you're at a book club meeting, time-traveling to Tralfamadore, or just cozying up with a good read on a Saturday afternoon, it's a perfect fit.

Bear in mind, though - as much as we love the concept, the t-shirt does not actually come with time-traveling capabilities (we're still working on that). But it is a perfect conversation starter, a tribute to one of the greatest works of literature, and a wink to fellow Vonnegut fans. So wear it, and so it goes...


Size Guide

Height 171 175 179 183 189 195 195 195
Chest 86 93 99 104 116 129 135 142
Waist 71 76 81 89 99 112 119 130

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.