Slaughterhouse 5 T
Shirt
Introducing the Time-Traveling Tee, our tribute to Kurt Vonnegut's masterpiece, Slaughterhouse 5. This comfy cotton t-shirt isn't just a shirt, it's a journey – much like Billy Pilgrim's non-linear trot through time.
Adorned with the iconic phrase "So it goes," our Slaughterhouse 5 tee is perfect for all literature aficionados who appreciate a side of cosmic satire with their wardrobe. Its soft, breathable fabric will keep you comfy whether you're unstuck in time, or just stuck in a really long queue at the grocery store.
And, much like the novel itself, it works on any occasion. Whether you're at a book club meeting, time-traveling to Tralfamadore, or just cozying up with a good read on a Saturday afternoon, it's a perfect fit.
Bear in mind, though - as much as we love the concept, the t-shirt does not actually come with time-traveling capabilities (we're still working on that). But it is a perfect conversation starter, a tribute to one of the greatest works of literature, and a wink to fellow Vonnegut fans. So wear it, and so it goes...
Size Guide
CentimetersXS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 |
Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.